SO last night I went to my hip hop class. and my teacher is FAB. He is a big tall drink of chocolate milk who wears cute tank tops and tells me to shake my sexy thang. So last night we weren't "bringing the sexy" to our moves so he had a suggestion. It goes something like this:
"Ladies. Imagine yourself at the club, on the dance floor. And you are trying to dance around this white boy you're dating but he can't move more than a sack of po-ta-toes. You glance across the room and you see a beacon of light. A gorgeous man. Doing his thang. And he has moves you've never seen a man have. GIRLS: this is because straight boys canNOT dance. You can't make them dance. They don't have that gene! So you do a thing I call "follow the queen". You go up to that stunning man and you do the moves he do. He don't have hips or tits like your's but he can shake them better than you ever could! You follow the queen and you will have your sexy back."
P.S. From your sister: Isn't "follow the queen" pretty much your life motto?


That is not my motto at all. The queens obviously follow me.


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