All right, so all three of the first posts have been about vampires. Get over it, ok? I'm on the bandwagon. Not the Twilight bandwagon because those people are just idiots. (and Mormons. Don't get me started).

But I digress, this post has taken an ugly turn.

What's a psychic vampire, you say?

psychic vampire (ns): one who preys on your positive energy (a la a vampire sucking blood) "Esmerelda is nice enough but don't let her tell you about her boyfriend troubles; she's a psychic vampire."